The other night I was out with a few friends, and most of them were going home when the pub shut, but I felt like prolonging the night. My mate mentioned going to a strip bar or some club, and I was happy with that. But he suddenly disappeared, and when I called...no answer. So that was that, and I went home.
I saw him a few days later, and this was how our conversation proceeded:
Me: What happened friday? You disappeared man, didnt answer your phone, I thought we were going somewhere else after?
Him: Well I was desperate for a dump, so I went to the pub toilets, but they were minging, so I decided to use the lavs at the train station
(This station is next to the pub)
Me: What the ones where you pay 30p? Ok, so why didn't you answer your phone, where did you go?
Him: Well I took a dump, and then as I had finished wiping, you called me, and I went to answer and let my phone drop in the unflushed toilet
Me: (LMAO) So did you fish it out?
Him: Nah, it was too messy. I just left it there, and then phoned my insurance and told em it was stolen and got a new phone. After that, I didn't know where you were, so went home.
That was it basically, lol. Now, I definitely think he was lying, and probably just went and puked somewhere and went home. But I have to give him credit, that is an inventive story.
Now, for arguments sake, if you get a replacement phone, how long does it take? Cos I say him 3 days later and he said he had a replacement phone, I thought this sounded unrealistic.
Secondly, if this happened to you, would you fish the phone out? Or leave it there?
I'm unsure, but I really don't think I'd just leave my phone there unless it looked like it had broken. I've dropped keys in a toilet where I had taken a piss, and fished the keys out, and that was bad enough. But would I fish out a phone after a dump?
Hmm. I have to say I probably would. But I'd be sure to wash my hands with handwash, soap, bleach, and probably some industrial cleaning fluids too.
P.S A few posts ago I mentioned green street 2, lol jus saw an ad, and seems it has gone straight to DVD. What a surprise (!)
2 comments:
First, i would never fish it out -
Second, depending on your insurer, you can get a replacement couriered within 24 hours
Third, I wish I had never stumbled upon this blog post. mental pictures I just din't want.
After dropping mine in the dog's water bowl i know they are fucked if immersed so i defo would leave it in the khazi!!
Most phone networks will 'over night' a replacement but your mate would probably have to quote a crime report number to convince them it had been nicked......ask him what cop shop he reported it to,if he stumbles then you know he is full of b/s!!!!
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