Why they so choosy these days?
Now, I'm an average guy, GSOH, liberal thinker, great ass.
A catch, by anybody's standards.
So I meet this girl the other day through a friend. She's strawberry blonde (yeah, pushing ginger), cracking tits though, and a bit boring. Shes moaning to me about her life, how all her friends are busy and don't go out much, she gets bored etc., the usual moaning bitch.
So, we swap numbers, and we get conversing via teh mobile phone, mainly over text messages. I feel sorry for her, think of her cracking tits, and say to myself: "yeah, I wouldn't mind a rump with her I guess".
So, I basically text her and ask her what shes up to on weekend, "oh nothing at all", then I throw out a little suggestion of me taking her out for dinner maybe, I know this great italian restaurant, very good food, quite cheap (I omit this detail).
And then nothing. No reply. WTF man. i prefer girls to say no, not just blank me. Anyway, I'm not bothered, I've got another ugly biatch lined up.
But this is at least the 3rd ugly girl to have rejected me in the past year. Now, am I getting uglier? or are ugly girls getting all fking picky and shit?
GTFO bitch, you ain't never getting a prince charming, no matter what it said in just 17 when u were growing up.
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6 comments:
Mate, all you have to tell yourself when that happens is...."I'm obviously over qualified" :D
You're getting uglier, mate
Don't worry, you could be married to one.
lol @ Would Be the 'Stud'!
I think we should see a picture of your arse to give you a more objective opinion :0)
hahaha
whats this strawberry blonde lark
ginger = ginger :)
Don't jump to conclusions.
There might be any reason such as
a) she lost phone
b) has no credit
c) doesnt want to seem eager
d) doesnt like italian food
e) thinks you are ugly
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