Haven't managed to hit the tables since Sunday, which is pretty much what happens every week. I put in some hours over the weekend, then am too lazy/tired/distracted to put in any hours during the week. Yesterday I worked late, so didn't play, and today I ended up buying a wireless adapter for my recently acquired xbox, bad move. This culminated in me getting crushed online at pro evo by what I can only assume were 5 year olds (I was on easy mode). I sometimes wonder why I spend(/waste) so much of my free time. Instead of doing something productive, I ended up getting crushed at pro evo online. lol at least it didn't really annoy me, I was quite amused tbh.
On a completely separate note, has anyone noticed that all porn sites are using the same streaming software now? Some crap called JW Player or something. It's kinda annoying, because I'll find what looks like a superb video, and start streaming it. It's 12 minutes long for example, and starts slowly. Okay, no probs I'll just skip the vid forwards to the filthycore bits. But no, this piece of shit streaming software only lets you fast forward as far as it has downloaded. By the time the video reaches its climax, I'm so fucking pissed off that I'm somehow having an angry wank (its like having angry sex, but the masturbation form). Following climax, I feel like putting a foot through the laptop.
On the subject of sex, I've been speaking to that ginger bird, and the idea still doesn't really appeal to me. She also seems to have gone off the idea too, probably because she is no longer in the vulnerable mood I exploited beforehand. This whole situation reminds me too much of a previous experience. Maybe I've told this story before, maybe not. It was the same thing, a not-very-attractive girl agrees to go for a drink with me, after previously saying no a couple of times. I know she's not going to be easy, because she's a type 1 not-very-attractive girl (type 2 is a slag) (remember the rules). I take her out, things are going well, she's laughing at all my jokes, getting closer, we've had a few, I order some more drinks, she puts her hand right next to mine, and I casually move my hand on top of hers affectionately. I see you guys nodding in agreement here, 'ah that old chestnut'. Yep, that old move exactly. As I look into her eyes, expecting to see her edge closer to me for that kiss, I see something entirely different. She's not looking at me with those hazy horny eyes, no. She's looking at me as if I'm a rapist. Some kind of sexual deviant. Someone that needs to be castrated instantly. The look of disgust in her eyes left me mortified, I didn't know what to do, I just froze. With my hand still on top of hers. She then asks (with her voice trembling), "What are you doing?", "Erm...I thought you liked me, and...", "What are you doing?" she repeats, this time sternly. My semi hard on which had crept up in the previous minutes, had now retreated back as far into its cave as possible, and I still didn't know what to do. "Sorry, I thought you wouldn't mind...", (!) "I am not that type of girl!" she replies, and that was that. She got up, right as some more drinks were carried to our table. The waitress even asked "Do you still want these?", and looked at me with a kind of pity. "Yeah, I could do with them", I replied.
I really think this could go the same way. She seems the same type, really timid...fragile...backwards...if this was a poker match, I'd shove and let the gods decide, but what is the equivalent of a shove in this situation?
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2 comments:
"ah that old chestnut" is exactly what I was thinking as I read it. Brilliant.
As for the streaming, I was having this exact same conversation with Joppa the other day. I sent him a link then commented how shit it is that you can't skip to the good bits. That was tube8.com
I'm a big fan of youporn because it streams so much quicker. You just need to open a vid, pause it while you go and get the tissue then when you've come back to the screen you can skip to any part you want. Obviously takes a little longer with the half hour vids, so to counter this I'll either opt for a slightly shorter vid, or (and this is the genius part) open up the vid and pause it, then open a new tab with a slightly softer bit of footage to be used as the warm up. Each to their own, but in my case this usually means getting a semi on to some cute girl slowly taking her clothes off and giving herself a little stroke, and then once i've got a raging bone i'll switch over to the lesbian threesome and skip to the point where one girl's having her arsehole licked out whilst she goes about shoving a dildo into the third girl.
But as I said, each to their own.
gl
errrrm, I think the equivalent possibly gets you locked away for a long time......if you get caught ;)
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