My hair says energy, mine says experience

Alright fish,





Anyone seen this ad? Best ad ever imo.

Which is more important for the aging man, energy or experience? Y'see, I've thought long about this advert, and what they mean by energy and experience.

Now, first you've got to think of target audience. What type of man actually dyes their hair? Obviously, homosexuals are the first thing that you sexual deviants will think of, and yes!, this advert corners that. Two guys, sitting on a couch, look at the sexual tension between them. Intense. They even have a woman watching, because y'know, in my experience of homosexuals (JRs and Amatays blog's), they are usually also into voyeurism and that kind of shizz.

Secondly, this advert also targets those rich bastards like berlusconi or investment bankers that like to dye their hair to buy some young pussy.

But what is more important to these young hookers (aka northern girls), energy or experience? IMO energy is a upside, in my experience, hookers like men that have lots of energy (and low stamina). Experience is also good, hookers hate when they have to go through the rules "no touching my pussy or breasts" etc., they like an experienced man who knows the rules. Money first, you've got 12 minutes.

I can see why this product is out there. Those grey 40-somethings must get fed up of considerate fish like me offering my seat on the tube to save their crippled backs, whilst those fish with the dyed hair must get so much pussy (the adverts say so) that they have no energy left for their other pursuits in life. This product basically allows these fish to get the right mix, and seeing as I spied a couple of greys in my barnet last week, I rest easy knowing this is out there.

In other news, I am slowly losing the will to live. I haven't slept properly in about 6 weeks, always something to wake me up in the middle of the night, something seeps into my thoughts and I awake in terror. Most of the time its work related stress, which makes me realise I need to change job. But oh wait, there aren't any. I'm actually considering trying to move into low-level farming, I already know some farmers in Portugal...but I'm not sure if I'm just going through a mid-20's crisis...lol