Sunday, 15 November 2009

So close...now what?

Yesterday was like some kind of doomsday, with wind, storms, and whatever else making it feel like it was 7pm at 1pm. To combat such a depressing sight, I smoked some mersh and headed off to buy a pot noodle.

Watched the england brazil game, and was throughly bored as I had expected. I had planned to go watch the game in The Court on Warren Street, a ghey bar inhabited by students. Or in my delusions, a ghey bar inhabited by nympho late teen girls. I had planned to go down, watch the game, and rush back for the portugal bosnia game. After seeing the weather, and smoking the mersh, this plan went out the window as you expect.

Portugal won anyway in case you care. Quite lucky though.

After the game, I loaded up a few tarbs, and went deep in a 6-max $5 5k gtd on stars, finishing 17/1900 when I was down to about 12bbs, and shoved my pocket Qs into a limped pot pre-flop, only to be snap called by someone with AT, who obviously hit his A and it was gg me.

I was actually kind of annoyed the whole time, because I really wanted to sleep, and by this point it was 4.30am, and I only got 4 hours sleep, for a total $20 profit i made last night. Nice.


I kinda fcked up in that tourney, not on the QQ hand, but about 2 blind levels before, I lost 30% of my stack on a weird river call, where my tripps were no match for a flush, and it moved me from having a workable stack, to having to tighten up a bit, and in the end shove shove.

In other news, I really want to find some stuff to do on weeknights. Sick of wasting my time playing poker. I usually work Monday-Friday, not doing much in the evenings, and then get wasted weekends to try and forget work. What an existence, the capitalism dream. Keep the population so occupied they don't offer any resistance...

Anyway, I'm thinking of joining one of those ghey book clubs, but I'm worried it'll be full of OAPs and the like. I don't mind the odd GILF, but tbh, its not my scene. I've also thought about taking some kind of evening course, maybe writing or a language course. Ok, you got me. I'm basically seeking ways of meeting more kinkay birds. Not the type you meet in bars, where the word filthy means they are lager lout bitches with no intelligence. Nah, I mean those type of fcked up women that make me feel normal, and good about myself.

It's nice to find people worse off than you, doesn't make me feel so bad when I go to sleep at night.

Any of you fish recommend any wholesome evening activities? And no joppa, I don't have a 4x4 or a forest near by, so thats out the question, although you do seem a caring lover...

6 comments:

Amatay said...

Salsa Dancing ftw m8. milf citay!!!

Big Black Dog said...

My local leisure centre has a gym class then a 'splashacise' session in the pool.
Leotards then bikinis ftw imo!!!

Mudwig said...

sex addicts annonymous obv.
easiest lay ever, and fucked up women.

Mr Origami said...

lol @ mudwig....I reckon you hit up your local gym mate, tons of milfs there when I play squash....join one of those aerobic kinda things they all like to build up a sweat to...Amatays Salsa is probs a good bet too, show off your latin flair ;)

Bossanova21 said...

splashacise...surely the haunt of fat grannies and toddlers?

lol

about the salsa dancing...whenever I think of it, I see amatay with an orange tan, sequined shirt and leather trousers dancing irrthymically looking bored whilst his missus cuts him a "look happy or you're not getting any tonight" look

although the thought of getting close with some steamy south americans does appeal

squash...yeah, I see why all my work colleagues have recently taken up the sport..

Big Black Dog said...

Not at all mate.........just think of aerobics but in water with lots of fit birds in bikinis!!!!! (and the chlorine stops the dirty mares from stinking too much!