I'm going to bust soon again, that's a given, but I'm on a hell of a heater right now. I started with £100 in BF account, and with a mix of trading and luck got up to £370. I think subsequently bust due to a (admittedly short) run of dodgy bets, involving laying away teams in the Apertura, and betting on the Carling Cup.
So I re-deposited £50, and have now spun this up to over 500, including coming 4th in a short handed 22doll tourney on betfair, with 135 entrants.
Now, I've withdrawn some of that, but the problem is, if I have say 250 in my account, unless I'm risking at least half of that on a bet, it just doesn't excite me. What's the point in betting £20 to go from 250 to 270 if I win, or 230 if I lose etc.
So I've begun laying correct scores and stuff like that at 10s and all to make £25. I don't know why, but having all that on the line gives me a thrill. I've dodgy every bullet so far, but it won't last.
Anyway, Christmas and New Years came and went. Christmas spent at home, then spent a few days at my girlfriends place. For new years I went to the Hoxton Bar & Music Hall and it was quite lame to put it mildly. I had tried to get in here to no avail. Bar & Music Hall is quite wanky tbh, all it serves is weird Belgian beer like Vedett and Duvel. Vedett is just about drinkable, but Duvel is like drinking semen laced sewage. Don't ask me how I know what semen laced sewage tastes like.
Anyway, those days away made me realise the thing I miss most when I have to share a bed: the ability to let out a good beer fart. I was in bed on NYE after having drunk mostly Vedetts, and had some really intense trapped wind. I tried to let out a silent assassin, but just as I let go, a sound like an old man blowing his hooter rang around the room. So I just played it cool, pretended that never happened, and sneaked off to the toilet. But it's the same problem there, you can pretty much hear everything that goes on in the toilet across the whole flat, so I spent about 15 minutes in a drunken haze wondering how the hell I could let out that wind on the sly. . FFS. I just crept back to bed, the missus was sleeping, so I just let rip. She woke up instantly, and I just pretended to be asleep. Whatever. Anyway, such are the problems of shared bed.
Still trying to decide whether or not to back Arsenal at near evs tomorrow vs Man City, what does everyone think? I know would-be won't agree...
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I'd back Arsenal actually. They really should be winning games like this if they're to be taken seriously as they say they are this year.
Now, on to the farting. I've had the same problem lately whilst lying next to someone. I've found a solution. Leave the room - say you're making a sandwich or something - then as soon as you're out the door you put you hand flat in between your arse cheeks - keep it on the outside of your boxers though, we're not animals - then just let it out slowly. It will squeeze silently past your hand and even warm you in the process. And then it will make you laugh when you smell your hand and realise you've caught a fart. What you do with it is up to you. I personally opt for washing the affected hand before making a sandwich. Now that I'm up I'm usually hungry.
I like the approach, and will experiment of course.
I tried spreading my cheeks apart, and letting it out slowly, and to an extent it worked.
But it just doesn't feel right.
Your body wants to let rip, and you are just easing it out.
It's like driving a ferrari in a 20 zone with speed bumps, or something.
But sometimes that's necessary to save lives (or relationships that are in the earlyish stages).
Look forward to that day when you can just let rip at will and she won't even bat an eyelid.
The gods instructed Pharroh to give the Jews all that gold as temptation, and it worked.
So unlike Pharroh, but an effective corruptor which was responsible for the 40 years of warmongering under Joshua. This caused another host of problems to befall the Jewsish people as well.
Even as peasant farmers we could be lulled::Good weather, bountiful harvests, etc. This is what old-world preachers were good for.
This stereotypical preacher had classic preaching styles:::Loud, damnation-fueled teachings. Contrast to today, preachers who are lulling the Damned into cruise control. The old-world style was important to snap people out of complacency. Unfortunately, in today's enviornment people consider this style insulting, and they lose a precious message designed for the favored of yesterday.
I speak of how The Beast has changed the country and the world with Californication. Whereas 20 years ago the young women used to ridicule homosexuality now they find it acceptable. Come the next generation the norm may be experimentation.
Not in the South. The Southern man has retained even more time, consider homosexuality an abomination and reject bi-racial unions, rightfully so. Unfortunately, much like the immigration issue the gods use hated to accomplish the region's value system among the masses.
Understand the Matrix/reality duality::::For every issue the gods have their REAL reason for creating an issue. In the case of the SOuthern man it is because they have the conbination of favor/disfavor which allows them to maintain the god's conservative stance embraced by humanity throughout time.
Of course the giveback in the SOuth would be elements like overconsumption of alcohol, abandoning the gods for NASCAR Sunday, tattoo freaks violating the body the gods gave them in their image. Pure favor it is not:::What they gain in a decent value system they lose elsewhere. The fact the gods preyed upon the Southern man with a drug-driven, junkie-laden brilliant regional rock bands is a bad sign. The perpetual nature of country music is another:::Rock is dead. Too many of these rednecks live in ignornace and feel their perpetual music genre is a sign of favor. Quite the opposite is true.
I have repeatedly illustrated the frequency of "reverse positioning". This is yet another.
The United States is a dumping ground for the disfavored. THis was how it was used during European immigration, this is how it is used today.
The Japanese Earthquake/Tsunami of 3/11/11 was actuslly a good sign for the people. Alarming because it came decades after their most recent admitted atrocities during WWII, at least they will experience corrective punishment, whereas the United States won't be as lucky.
Russia too enjoyed corrective punishment for the 1980 invasion of Afghanistan.
THere is something about this country. Interferring/injuring the Afghan people incurrs he god's wrath. It cost the SOviets their protection of communism. Now the gods have leveled the playing field among the last few white peoples who still enjoyed it on their way to a homogeneous global enviornment. If I am right about the United States we won't be as lucky. When we go down it will be for good, and there will be no recovery.
Yes, the clone host fake politicians have been plannign for this for decades. Ronald Reagan turned a $1 trillion Federal debt into $6 trillion at the end of his Administration. Much like W in Iraq, this served to terminate the favor of a group of people. Reagan just didn't have to do it with violence as W did, but he did do it against white people, which says something.
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